Creepy Crawly

creepy.

and crawly.

and in my light.

There is a gifreakinormous bug in my light that sits above my desk.

And I am most certainly not afraid of it.

And I do not have an irrational fear that it will somehow escape and attack me.

And I certainly did not clear a path and leave my door open so I could run away like a chi... ahem, I mean promptly exit my office in a professional-like manner... just in case.

And I definately did NOT tweet about it, therefore enlightening everyone on the face of the planet on my fear of crawly, creepy-ish things.

And I absolutely did NOT take a picture of the monstrosity- I mean God's beautiful creation that I particularly do not enjoy- on my cell phone. Because if I did, that would mean that you would see the picture below.

What's that? You can see a picture of the bug? Oh... don't be silly... who would really do such a silly thing?

Unless your me.

Stinkin' bug.